The Bomb Scares

Just in time for the elections. Let's be sure to make Obammy look like he grasps something for those poor Dumbocrats about lose at the hands at the Repulonuts. If you ask me, the suspicious package is actually sitting in the Oval Office masquerading as the leader of the free world.  Fighter jets escorting a flight back to JFK? What could fighter jets do if a package blew up? It's all meant to dazzle the dorks. I will reassess if something does blow, but all of this deserves a big Bronx cheer. Oh, one consolation: at least we weren't told to run out and buy plastic window covering and duct tape a la 2004 pre election day skulduggery.